frostlawyer:

Things I Should Be Doing

  • so many

Things I Am Not Currently Doing

  • any of that

parynoid:

when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply image

officialunitedstates:

my next birthday will be submarine themed.  it will be in a submerged submarine and everyone has to ruin their dresses and tuxedos to swim down to the hatch and I either let them in or they have to swim back to the surface.  inside we eat shrimp and the only conversations allowed are submarine-themed.  AWOOGA AWOOGA AWOOGA blares over the intercom

"abhi toh party shuru hui hai…"

carlyreajepson:

sofalcondone:

I’m naked what’s up

definitely not anyone’s dick
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heliolisk:

I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me

posted 3 hours ago via zozeebo · © alfpacas with 581 notes

Peter Jason Quill, he’s also known as Star-Lord.

dulect:

"Describe your style" 

anything on sale